I Want People to Judge My Outfit Based on How I Styled It Not Based on What Brand It Is by Taylor Napolsky




               Should I get an Endive Salad??


What the fuck is an endive?


             (It’s a 
          Bitter green
              Baby 
                  Don’t worry)


            will you read my Poetry collection?


      (Yea I already read it. It’s mid mid mid, skip skip)


      Are those my haters??


(nope; they’re your Secret Fans.)





Taylor Napolsky’s work has appeared in Hobart Pulp, Dream Boy Book Club, Maudlin House, Misery Tourism, Do Not Submit, and Charm School. He serves as an editor at Bizarre Publishing House.