I Want People to Judge My Outfit Based on How I Styled It Not Based on What Brand It Is by Taylor Napolsky

               Should I get an Endive Salad??

What the fuck is an endive?

             (It’s a 
          Bitter green
              Baby 
                  Don’t worry)

            will you read my Poetry collection?

      (Yea I already read it. It’s mid mid mid, skip skip)

      Are those my haters??

(nope; they’re your Secret Fans.)

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